Dick the Dealer: Hi, how can I help me...
Squidoesemi-pro: I...
Dick:... Oh no, not you again.
Squidly: Yes, I sent away for a racing license at my local yokull track.
Dick: Get ouuuut.
Squidly: Yeah, here's my AMA card too.
Dick: You really want that pipe.
Squidly: Yes, now how I can help you is move the economy not hold my cash. I'm going to pole lute the air.
Dick: Yeah, for like 20 minutes times 4 times out of the year and the bike now sits.
Squidly: I need a fuel cutter I hear. You got one of them there too?
Dick: Well, we sure know you are going to move with some sort of propellent and gas is gas so what kind of shot you want?
Squidly: I have cash, I have no clue, wad should I do?
Dick: I'd like to suck that right out of your wallet, but we don't have a release form. I'd like to sell you shit, but shit up the air is we stay stock around here so there are no headaches. Plus, did we read the attached to your wink-wink stock pipe out in the street?
Squidly: Okay, I got the idea, not cali savvy are we.
Dick: Hey, the boss and all that. So, any OEM you need come on back. Any aftermarket and is emission related, is see a more race oriented shop that understands emissions, who's parts passes, who this who that; a release form of you using it for the street; is out of their hands what you do with it next.
Squidly: Yes, someone is in the middle of this, be it the gov, the dealer, it all comes down to my part meeting some emissions standard like a pc5 does for cali air.
Dick: See my balls? If I knew I could beat Marquez I change a pipe, don't you think everyone would?
Squidly: You mean?
Dick: Yes, I mean, move out the state I gotta breath here.
Squidly: NO! I want to look like china with a mask over my face.
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