What's the difference between Anal Sex and a Microwave?

Haha, nice video link, was that you getting fooked in the ass at 1:22? Homos. Nice. Anyways, the answer is this:

Q: What's the difference between Anal Sex and a Microwave?
A: A Microwave won't brown your meat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

WTF is that? #122?

Hey Hub, why does some excrement sink, and others float?

haha!

Hey Hub, why does some excrement sink, and others float?

High Fat + High Fiber = Floater

A diet high in protein but low in fat and fibrous carbs tends to produce lead torpedoes.

Hub, if you experiment please don't hack the abstract on this one!

Kruz

* Last updated by: Kruz on 9/10/2009 @ 3:14 PM *

^^You just have to make sure you get there and never mind what floats and what sinks. You'll be flushing a couple times before you get up and look anyway.

We do need some fresh topics to talk about around here, don't we.

* Last updated by: Rook on 9/10/2009 @ 8:52 PM *

Kruz, TOO FUNNY Bro!!! Most of mine are sinkers, lead torpedo's, about 3 shites a day Hub! Thanks for that analysis, reminds me of the one of the grossest things I've ever seen. I was in Korea, at a public park, and there was one public toilet, an outhouse porta potty. This thing was never cleaned, and the Gooks kept going in, and shitting all over the place...I mean it was filled up, and overflowing, but, they kept utilizing it, it looked like a crap Bukkake session! If I only had my camera then!

Man, my avatar looks tight!!!!

And Hub, now we know where you get your shit from! You farmer hillbilly redneck!! LOL!!! [img][/img]

Keep diggin' Hub, you'll make it bro!!! I have faith in ya!!!!

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Hub, U R right, don't take the pill (X-lax) stay natural with prunes, equals rich mixture....no decel popping is. Plug your pear valve?

Kruz

Donny... that is sick! This thread has definitely taken a turn for the worse!

Kruz

* Last updated by: Kruz on 9/11/2009 @ 7:49 AM *

What did Hub say? Yeah, I know those piss troths, they are in Germany too.

When I was at the airshow in Oshkosh back in July, they had two kinds of public facilities. The old style portapotties with the hole in the floor and some fancy new units that had airconditioning and flush toilets. The new ones worked great for about a day and then one by one the units started backing up and people just kept piling it on. Crap was everywhere, on the floor, on the walls, all over the place...gross.... what a mess! I finally went back to using the old reliable portapottie, hold your nose but at least they didn't back up. I hate those things, we put a man on the moon but still can't figure out how to engineer a portable relief station that works. Amazing! The public restrooms were spotless when I was in Germany, cost a half euro to use one but well worth the money IMHO!

Kruz

* Last updated by: Kruz on 9/11/2009 @ 12:09 PM *

I wish I had my camera for those events. What's amazing is people still go and shit on top of an obviously filled toilet!!!???

Dude, are you a Homo? No, that wasn't me bro, I'm hung like a peanut.

Dude, I loved Europe, especially the Bath Houses! Open and freeness, when this one chick let her zwei busen's frei, OMG, I had to rub one out! And, the summertime in Germany? Near the water? titiville!!!

I wish I had my camera for those events. What's amazing is people still go and shit on top of an obviously filled toilet!!!???

I guess the old saying is true, when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Kruz

Did Sir douchalot return from his overseas homo trip? And, where is his partner in douchiness Toecutter these days?

Toe Jam, humm, reminds me of a time in the Army when one of the more gross and unhygienic soldiers took a shower; he used a 5 gal jerry can, and stripped in the corner of the tent, and dumped half on himself, lathered up, and dumped the rest on himself. This is normal...but we were in our office tent; had all sorts of stuff in there, plus in front of us...the toe jam was flowing off onto our floor; that was the gross part! Thanks for dredging up that memory dooshbag!

Dude, WTF does that have to do with anything?