BTW, what does all of this have to do with Grn going MIA?
Unwritten rules of zx14ninjaforum... in writing.
1. ZX-14 owners on a whole are type A personalities. In other words, they rub harder than masterbating with 60 grit sandpaper, BUT will come together in a heartbeat when somone is in need. (You know, just like a big disfunctional family)
2. Sarcasm is not just for humorous intent... but is a way of life... get used to it!
3. It is immoral to let a joke die unsaid. It will result in kharmatic imbalance within the flow of the universe. (Not a good thing)
4. Everyone's thread gets hijacked from time to time... and if your panties get twisted, it will explode in epic wonderment of insane insanity. If you ignore it, or banter, it will eventually go away and be steered back on topic. (Note: Panties should only get twisted when they are being used as an improvised restraint device. Otherwise, you should be able to self recognise that you're twisting your own panties... loosen them... and lighten the fuck up.)
5. If you say some bullshit, expect to be called on it.
6. 90% of the sarcastic assholes are just as funny in real life as on here... and unfortunately 90% of the idiot douchebags are still idiot douchebags.
7. If your pussy is hurting, and you want to whine about anything like a little girl, expect your precious 'lil feelings to get hurt, be ridiculed, and left (in the fetal position) trembling in the corner. (Note: if you are a woman and this happens, try wearing a strapon (make sure it hangs to the left), and eat alot of rare beef. That should cure the "wahh my pussy hurts" so I must complain. If you're male, and you cant get your pussy to stop hurting, this method will also work for you!)
8. Life's a joke get used to it... AND if you cant take a joke, you should not have been fucking born.
9. Now, if you've read these unwritten rules of zx14ninjaforum and are offended, enraged, or just a bitch; take a good look at yourself in the mirror. Then, now this is the easy part, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Just because you are #1 in your universe doesn't mean you're worth a shit in anyone else's.
10. We have a peaceful utopia at zx14ninjaforum. It's highly technical, and where all matters of life's philosophies and anything deemed as "Really Fuckin', Cool" is posted and discussed.
If you have any questions, please call someone who cares... and I will admit, I do care... but I haven't the foggiest about what... so fuck you kind sir, non sir, madam, bitch and other.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!” HST